HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Rosanna gets her own personal ringtone, but I don't?
I knew what would happen
She ate lunch with me until the residents made fun of her.
How about my van for your Porsche?
This is what you do. Go out with Molly, have a great time while she's in town,
We're moving to the sewers.
Share with him your feelings. That's what he wants.
Frick on a stick. I gotta go. I want to hear the rest. Don't forget.
Is anybody there?
I'll explain later. Just lose the extra bitches.
It's no big deal.
- What's been going on? - I went to India for two weeks.
Daddy's got a date.
You're right, it is fate. I was out with this girl tonight
Burn down her apartment.
Luckily for me, there isn't a whole lot of temptation in a hospital.
You know what? I'm gonna stay with my sister.
Bad day.