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so I let my roommate think we were dating for three months.
This just got interesting.
But I didn't do that.
First, let me set the mood.
Unfortunately, that's what did happen.
- You look fantastic. - So do you.
- He gets me. - Give me a pound, dog.
She doesn't want to be exclusive. Is she dating?
It makes the room smell like Chinese rain.
Hell, yes!
God, I'd love to get with Molly.
You're pretty horny for a guy who gets it on a nightly basis.
and you never told her you were married?
But just pretending for today somehow
I'm talking house in the burbs, Volvo, dog-fighting ring in the basement.
A patient, Kylie. Horrible car accident.
Unlike you, Bobbo, Gandhi here is in a healthy relationship.
Did you say Dr Cox was coming at 8?
We're trying to have a serious conversation,
Everything with you becomes a big issue. You make mountains out of molehills.
and I never really believed that you would or that you could.
You get "handsy". Now control yourself.
And sometimes even the best of men can go awry.
her four-week booty embargo was about to end.
if I reached over and brushed the hair out of her eyes.
So when you're dealing with cardiogenic shock...
You have to wear your seat belt, even around the block.
She's got a pinkie hold.