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We raise money for the hospital, they throw in an arthroscopic surgery.
I gotta meet Marissa. I'm late. Lost track of time.
Thank God.
- What is this thing you have? - What thing?
- Good to see you. - Good to see you. Sandy.
...after last night. You really talked me off the ledge.
There's nothing worse than losing to yourself, huh?
You know, we were. But the Four Seasons in Maui is booked.
I guess I should go study. Then I gotta meet up with Marissa.
Okay.
I thought we weren't doing any business until after the New Year.
This is my funeral, not my bar mitzvah. No one showed up.
What if I don't? My whole life, I've dreamt of one thing.
I mean, there is, but not for her. It's the holidays.
No? It's a good...? It's a good time for the market?
Whatever's going on, set it aside until after tonight.
Why did Mom leave?
We should go. I got a lot of people waiting for me.
Well, Marissa wasn't a fan of my remarriage either.
But tomorrow, we're gonna rewrite history.
...but if there were a time for an adult moment, this is it.
...hanging out with Julie is a great way to begin.
I'm sorry.
What?
Yeah, well, until I can figure out what he's up to.
Look at all them signatures. Attendance is amazing.
- Come here. Come here. - We're so proud.
Hey. No slacking with the lady, okay?
Well, deep-fried ham sounds delicious.
- Is the comb where I left it? - Yeah.
My money's on the feisty Weimaraner.
I mean, it's the holidays, and he's all alone, laid up with his knee.
- Hey. - Hi.
- Neil. I didn't even recognize you. - Hi, Neil. How are you?
All right. Meet you at the diner.
There is no problem. I'm just not humiliating myself tonight.
I'm sorry. And that's the problem with the Jews.
How will it work? Stand in front of Newport, sing Hebrew?
There's also Kirsten. She has her heart set on it.
I've got rounds. I won't be long.
I'll be right back.
Chrismukkah. Well, that must be a lot of fun for you.
This is the moment Seth's been waiting for.
- I haven't heard from you all day. - I've been studying. Big night tonight.
Well, we have each other. And I've got a ton of work.
Thanks for stopping by.
Well, we're your friends.
- Come on in. - Thank you.