Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Hey, man. - Hey. Sorry to show up unannounced.
- Which is where we need you, Mom. - It's a sacred religious event.
...but I think you could use a little "mukkah."
Johnny's in love with Marissa...
I'm sorry. I gotta take this.
- Haven't told her? - What?
Well, luckily there are a lot of aging, vain people in this town.
We're closing up.
Over here, everybody. One, two.
She's meeting with the maharishi in New Delhi.
So crazy it just might work.
You just chant a little Torah, you dance a little hora, and then we're golden.
A bar mitz-vahkkah, which sounds delightful.
Dr. Singh? What do you want with that crank?
- Hey. - Dr. Roberts. Shalom.
- What centerpieces should we get? - I don't know. Band or DJ?
Yeah, it's an honorary bar mitzvah.
These stems couldn't hold heavier ornaments.
Did you see that? That was a breakthrough moment for us.
- Then so are we. - Mazel tov, buddy.
If you wanna feel better about your life...
He's kind of like our very own Tiny Tim.
I am not reliving this. Once was horrible enough.
And desperate.
Hey. So we found a great tree for Johnny's house.
And I will be miserable.
- Hey. - Oh, hey, Marissa.
Anything with presents for me looks good.
It means don't ask questions you don't want answers to.
Johnny? Johnny who? "Johnny Harper" Johnny?
- Oh, no, no, no. - Yes.
Remember when Seth made him this?
So, Summer Roberts, you saved Chrismukkah.
- It's nice to see you again. - Ryan.
Over here. Everybody, eyes right to the lens.
I should check in on her. See how she is.
Like I had mine when I didn't want you to do this.
If it's dry, say goodbye.
Well, can't tummy tucks wait? It's the holidays.
Cohen, why don't you go comb Princess Sparkle's tail.
The way my wife self-medicates, she could be a pharmacist.
How are you, sweetheart?
- Can't it just wait? - No, it can't.
If you're looking for Johnny, it's not the best time.
I thought we were gonna have dinner last night.
- That is nice. Here, let me. - Yeah.
You got 24 hours to learn Hebrew, to read the Old Testament...
Hey.
- Yeah, great plan. I don't see any holes. - I have no choice.
And the last one with the boys in the house.
- But we need your blessing. - That's right.