Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And I will be miserable.
It means don't ask questions you don't want answers to.
A bar mitz-vahkkah, which sounds delightful.
Like I had mine when I didn't want you to do this.
Johnny's in love with Marissa...
I am not reliving this. Once was horrible enough.
- Oh, no, no, no. - Yes.
- Haven't told her? - What?
These stems couldn't hold heavier ornaments.
You just chant a little Torah, you dance a little hora, and then we're golden.
How are you, sweetheart?
Hey. So we found a great tree for Johnny's house.
So, Summer Roberts, you saved Chrismukkah.
We're closing up.
Johnny? Johnny who? "Johnny Harper" Johnny?
And the last one with the boys in the house.
So crazy it just might work.
- Hey. - Oh, hey, Marissa.
The way my wife self-medicates, she could be a pharmacist.
- Which is where we need you, Mom. - It's a sacred religious event.
...but I think you could use a little "mukkah."
- Can't it just wait? - No, it can't.
Remember when Seth made him this?
Over here. Everybody, eyes right to the lens.
- But we need your blessing. - That's right.
Over here, everybody. One, two.
If it's dry, say goodbye.
Yeah, it's an honorary bar mitzvah.
- Yeah, great plan. I don't see any holes. - I have no choice.
If you're looking for Johnny, it's not the best time.
- It's nice to see you again. - Ryan.
If you wanna feel better about your life...
He's kind of like our very own Tiny Tim.
I'm sorry. I gotta take this.
Well, can't tummy tucks wait? It's the holidays.
- Hey, man. - Hey. Sorry to show up unannounced.
- Then so are we. - Mazel tov, buddy.
- Hey. - Dr. Roberts. Shalom.
Well, luckily there are a lot of aging, vain people in this town.
You got 24 hours to learn Hebrew, to read the Old Testament...
She's meeting with the maharishi in New Delhi.
Did you see that? That was a breakthrough moment for us.
Dr. Singh? What do you want with that crank?
And desperate.
- What centerpieces should we get? - I don't know. Band or DJ?
Cohen, why don't you go comb Princess Sparkle's tail.
I thought we were gonna have dinner last night.
I should check in on her. See how she is.
Hey.
- That is nice. Here, let me. - Yeah.
Anything with presents for me looks good.