Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let's hear it for Ryan Atwood.
We're trying to help.
Your stepmother? She's out of town.
Actually, I'm just trying to... Trying to get you to come to this party.
But the market is up. Yes?
Okay, I just gotta get ready.
- You're kidding. - But maybe I can help you.
Yeah, well, you're gonna have the surgery.
We are all gathered here for an honorary bar mitzvah.
It's the most awkward time in a Jewish boy's life.
At least spend the holidays with Marissa?
...I would just say we could pool our bar-mitzvah money, but...
- Oh, Neil, I'm so sorry. - No, don't be.
You already have.
...it's great what you're doing, considering everything.
Yes? No? It's good. It's bad. It's bad... It's a bad time for the market.
That was remarkable timing by Mom right there.
- Having what? - A bar mitzvah.
- I'll see you. - Yeah.
Well, better late than never. Ryan, this is a song about friendship.
It gives her an ally in the house when I'm working.
And I'll see you tonight.
Neighbors are having cockfights in an hour, using stray dogs.
I'm just pulling out stockings and menorahs and yarmul-Claus.
My problem is my problem.
You mark my words. This will be the best Chrismukkah ever.
The thing about a bar mitzvah is it's about becoming a man.
Hornish maybe in the next four or five.
This is when me and Chili went down to Costa Rica.
- So he's gonna really like you. - I have to tell you something.
I hope I didn't give away the ending.
Do you have any interest in a party?
I was born to usher.
So if you'd open your programs and turn to page two...
I just don't know what he would do without you guys.