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Good. Just had a trial run at the Christmas-tree lot.
- No prob. Is everything cool? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Plus, the Angels won. Looking pretty good this year.
- The whole Johnny thing? - There is no Johnny thing.
- Holy crap, that's it. - What's it?
Not really.
- Again? - Yeah.
I just feel terrible lying to her. We've come so far.
This won't be an ordinary bar mitzvah. Know what this will be?
- I don't know if I can do this. - It'll be over before you know it.
Johnny, your friends are here.
A Chrismukkah bar mitz-vahkkah.
Thanks. That's really nice of you guys.
It's one of the unfortunate truths of the bar mitzvah, Ryan.
- Finally has some friends. - Sure.
Everyone wants to see you. Whatever you're doing, it can wait, right?
I mean, I kind of need to know that everything's okay with you.
And Marissa Cooper will be portraying the miraculous oil.
- Mazel tov, kid. - Oh, thank you, sir.
The whole point was to help Johnny.
It's just that this year, it just feels like it's flying by so fast, Sandy.
We'll just tell the Newpsies that we're raising money for the hospital.
As long as people are dancing to "Y.M.C.A."...
That's the Torah for you. Once you start unscrolling, it's hard to stop.
Look, I thought we just made peace. I told you, I'm taking care of things.
I was so close to making that happen.
Is what's-her-name around? We could all go later and pick out ours.
Hey, man. Actually, it's... It's not a good time.
He's in bad shape.
- Is everything okay? - Who is it, Ma?
Hey.
Oy, humbug.
I don't know, Cooper Scooper.
Nope.