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It's just for a few months until the renovation's done. You know.
- That's what everybody... - You're a gentile.
- Salad? - Yeah, well the portobello
- She wanted a dog. - You have to walk it and everything?
- Hey, Sue. - What?
I'm sorry. He's very friendly.
we need to keep it down for Tucker Carlson over here.
Oh, your stutter's gone, jackass!
Does she like you that much or does she dislike me that much?
- in my stall again! All right? - Fine, okay.
You stay, Sheriff.
All right, I'll see you in about 10-15 minutes.
Let me talk to some of my community leaders
- So good to see you! - Great to see you.
The men's room key from the private investigator's office.
- Don't forget to take the dog out. - Hello.
- because, you know, we really... - Intimidated?
- He said that? - I think he said that.
- Rosie's coming. - Rosie O'Donnell?
What did you do?
- Ready? This way. - Hi, two. Yeah.
I am.
I, well...
- Give me a fucking break, asshole. - Stupid ass.
You are a Muslim!
a skirt steak...
I don't subscribe to the wait-for-dessert rule
- Yes. - May I borrow the key?
Oh my God. Good going.
Explaining why you need to go home… to shit
Iove the bow-tie.
It's a smart look.
"It must be hard, as a guy, to follow..."
Okay.
I don't know. See how friendly he is?