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Totally embraced me. Completely.
- I'll take a dessert on the house. - Okay.
- No no no no. - No, I wasn't sincere.
we don't like to be referred to as "normal," okay?
Well, because women have broken up with me many times,
- What do you think of that? - You're gonna wear a bow-tie?
I need my base.
did you light up like that?
- in the whole place! - Just go!
So I lean in, and he whispers in my ear.
How was everything?
I have to be honest with you.
Don't even waste your time talking to this man.
Bathroom key.
you pricks!
- Pretty good. - Great.
Hopefully we won't have to keep going through the same thing.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
What? You're kidding!
- One of y'all wanna grab Cujo? - Um...
before you can leave a party.
Please please, think about it.
What did l... hello, boy.
- What do you want? - Get me the chicken.
If you were here, I would have given you first dibs.
So that would sort of be the best choice. It's really good.
that a black man wearing a bow-tie is a Muslim?
It's Jodi, okay?
- Thanks so much! - You're welcome.
Wh-wh-what?
- Did you meet Sheriff, my dog? - No, I didn't.
Don't underestimate bingo.
- Listen, Mr. David... - Look at the way you fold that up.
Put a little concierge desk over there.
Really? First of all,
She'll be here.
Look, Mr. David,
I don't know what's going on.
What's with the snub?
Sorry.
Ah.