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What are my chances with someone who's not gonna wait until they get married?
I'm just as committed to abstinence as you are.
Welcome.
How'd it go at school today, Grace?
Any time you like.
and I would love if you could come.
The past two nights have almost killed me.
You really think it's gonna be so difficult to get Amy
You know, I could call up that Kim Jong Il wannabe and complain if you want.
Yeah, well, whyareyou telling us now?
OK, I know.
but I'm afraid you've made me late for class.
No, but congratulations.
You are not a Christian.
Give us the strength to do thy will,
You date Ben, you get Ben to fall in love with you,
I think I broke the school record for the mile.
So this whole thing is motivated by rejection?
I'll tell you why.
Yeah, da Vinci's war machines.
- Better than nothin'. - Yeah, better than nothin'.
Mark, we've gotta talk. You're the counselor.
so I tell you what we're gonna do.
because I know you know why you do this,
Why are you staring at the drummer?
Your parents will see the insurance.
We're spying on you.
- Thanks for dinner, baby. - You are welcome.
Why should I follow the rules if no one else does?
No, I'm fine just dancing.
Pray I get some. Pray I get lots of it.
No. No, I'm sorry.
Their...
Yes. Help us focus on our game,
Boys like nice girls,
Because, as you mentioned earlier, now I kill two birds with one stone.
I'm kidding. Kidding.
which may seem romantic to you, terrifying to her.
You don't look well.
And by "not that great," you mean...?