Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It was written by an anthropologist named Dr., Aurelia Birnholz-Vazquez,

Kid needs to be alert. First day on the job and everything.

You're gonna be working with them.

(CELLPHONE RINGING)

when I got an e-mail,

Sorry to bother you, but we've had reports of a Sasquatch loose in the building,

- I love you, Marshmallow. - I love you.

and then, top off the package with a New York Times, ready?

Mr., Stinson, this is Willis from lobby security,

Yes! Look at you.

In the mail or in my mind? Zero.

Not even Old Reliable.

Hey, it's Ted. I guess you're asleep.

on a lazy Sunday afternoon.

And it's awesome. Really, really awesome.

- Wow, that was really specific. - Show me you're psyched!

What do you do? Go.

I would bet you a gazillion dollars. No, I'm even more confident.

Besides, if I go out, who's gonna watch the news?

God! It's like freshman year, all over again.

Oh, hello, Jessica Alba, in a trench coat and nothing else.

Iron Man, I could do Iron Man,

TED: I love you, too, Marshmallow.

So, you want to be an anthropologist?

I'm gonna rock you on the mike so hard your ears are gonna bleed gravy.