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Oh, Teddy boy.
because he knew someone who worked there,
And that meant gorilla lessons,
You've already given me the package. You've got a great package, Marshall.
For your information, my fiancée did.
I'm portraying someone who succumbs to peer pressure.
- Nice tie. Steak sauce. - Oh, steak sauce. For true, though.
We don't want to alarm you, but he's been spotted on your floor,
which is just so much easier.
Mmm-hmm.
we've been talking on the phone every other night,
(BARNEY LAUGHING)
Okay. I'm psyched about this. But if I'm gonna mentor you,
Barney, how do I get these idiots to leave me alone?
Put together a care package of stuff from New York.
"Hey, Ted. Sorry I missed your call last night.
But, wait. Knock, knock, back door.
Hey, Blauman, Bilson, this is Marshall. These guys are in legal.
well, then, where are you gonna park your car?
- You gotta go with some Black Sabbath. - Oh.
but I love you and I want to give it to you anyway.
And all four are totally naked. You gotta choose one.
They'll all be dead by then.
I love your package.
Marshall, I should feel tremors of psychetude
- There's one for awesomeness? - Yeah. I had it made.
So, did she get the awesome care package, yet?
the destruction of the rainforests will continue,
I don't know.
I'm usually so good at being a boyfriend,
But mostly, they wanted the public to focus on the yellow fuzzy stuff,
it's just like Dr. Aurelia Birnholz-Vazquez in Life Among The Gorillas,
And how many have you sent her?
- Awesome, bro. - Yeah. Yeah.
So, anyway. Here's the problem.