Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What advice do you have for a budding anthropologist?

Okay, you're making yourself crazy.

But it's the greatest samurai who lets his sword rust in its scabbard.

Yeah, but it's one thing to say it. It's another thing to show it.

because you're expecting a call from your girlfriend in Germany

Sweetie, it would be cool to have some extra money,

"This long-distance thing sucks, huh?

- I quit. - What? No. You...

- No, she didn't. - Yeah. Yeah, she did.

- That hurt! - So badly!

"I'll call you at 11:00. Victoria."

"Listen, I've been thinking and I really need to talk to you tonight.

Look at yourself, Marshall. You're not happy.

- That's brilliant. - Mmm.

Dude, I feel like I haven't seen you in a month.

(LAUGHING) Please.

Your package has always been big enough.

That was like a declawed, pregnant cat on a porch swing idly swatting at a fly

It's an anthropological study. Isn't that cool?

- Only when I'm drunk. - Good boy.

But, please, don't act like that around here.

"P.S. If you've unfolded this note, your kiss already got out. Quick, catch it!"

whatever anthropology you do at work is your business.

- Ted? - Oh, no!