Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ding-dong. What? The doorbell?

Yeah. How're you doing?

From three days ago.

Dude, Scarlett Johansson with no arms any day of the week!

Should we tell him?

and over a million species will be wiped out.

and throwing feces.

So, dude, check it. I'm in San Diego with two of my brosephs from Kappa,

(LILY FEIGNING LAUGHTER)

- Where? I don't see any... - Marshall, sidebar.

- Sure you don't want one? - How many of those have you eaten?

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Clean this stuff up, Eriksen.

and they're all, "Yo, Eriksen, let's roll to the strip clubs!"

Yep. Yesterday.

God, I hate myself right now.

And you know why? Because you're different.

She's not gonna break up with you, Ted. You're awesome.

Totally what I was thinking. Get out of my head, man.

Oh, I am. I'm psyched.

Oh, and don't worry. Yours is in the mail. I sent it a couple days ago.

she didn't run around picking nits out of people's hair

raised his hand with a question,

And then you slip it to the guy with a discreet handshake,

You could quit your job and focus on your painting,

It's pretty clear.