HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
(MUSIC PLAYING)
- What? - Marshall, Lily's a catch.
Oh! Does she cut the crusts off your sandwich, too?
Really? I thought you'd be totally into it.
OLDER TED; What she said next changed his life,
Only, this time, my sweet dance moves aren't gonna be enough to win them over.
Yeah. They're delicious.
I don't deserve these delicious cupcakes.
Uh-oh.
Fiancée's out of town. What do you do? Go!
We're not even working together, Barney. I'm in the legal department and you're...
I would bet you a floppity jillion dollars that she's not calling to break up with you.
No, what's the point of going out? I got a girlfriend. For now.
Dope!
(MAN SINGING)
Two Jessicas. You gotta pick one. What do you do? Go.
Like, I remember how she makes me feel, I just don't completely remember her.
(EXCLAIMS)
Okay, it's just an internship to make a little money.
No, of course it's not for you.
What you got there, Eriksen? Mommy pack your lunch?
Thanks. You're right. I'm being crazy.
They're gonna stop global warming.
living among the western lowland gorillas of Cameroon,
What could she possibly have to say to me that she couldn't write in an e-mail?
But will you be happy,
The package. The house, the car, sending your kids to a great school.