Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, when Dr. Australia Birdbath-Vaseline came home from the gorillas,

- All right, I'm pouring it out. - Okay, one cup.

and those guys are lame.

The irony is clear, Ted.

Because you're acting like one of those guys,

Yeah. Hell, yeah. I got them all. "Teamwork, courage, awesomeness."

So I should still buy that plane ticket, right?

- Oh, screw those guys. We're adorable. - I know.

- Okay? - Okay.

You're suited in an unmistakably upward direction.

I'm saying that the coffee industry is causing irreversible...

- There's always a guy. - Okay. All right. I, uh...

(MOANING IN SATISFACTION)

OLDER TED; What do you do? Go,

- The penguins? - On the wall.

So, that's the problem. You work on that. I'm gonna eat this cupcake.

wE STILL ON FOR EXCESSS KARAOKE?!

defending some endangered South American flying beaver.

Here's your sack lunch.

Okay, that was gross.

So you don't want coffee?

When were you gonna tell me you changed your entire career path?

Maybe it just can't be done.

We could buy an apartment, send our kids to good schools.

Altrucel was most well-known for making the yellow fuzzy stuff

Ted, you're a great guy. I know it. You know it. She knows it.

and I said something dumb.