Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

came to the local community college to give a lecture,

Little did I realize, a few weeks earlier,

Yep. When I grow up, I want to go live with the gorillas just like you did.

What do you do? Go.

I mean, we struggle so hard to hold on to these things

I'm actually sitting at home, waiting for the phone to ring.

- I don't have a back door, so... - Oh, my gosh.

This is a motivational poster?

Yeah. So now, whatever I send her, she'll know I sent it after I talked to her.

After law school, I'm still gonna work for the NRDC.

The guys I work with are a bunch of jerks.

Anyway, Marshall managed to score an internship in their legal department

All right, Eriksen, I've got some good news.

Your friends are still out singing karaoke, but you're home early,

I was coming to Marshall and Lily for advice on how to impress you.

You may not realize this, Marshall Eriksen,

OLDER TED; It turns out some things are worth preserving,