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I mean, you did sort of screw him in the leg department.
I have a favor to ask you guys.
# I wanna hold your hand #
I'm sorry for what you're going through, lady.
Well, according to this, I've still got two left...
please let us win our first football game.
Too bad that Sam kid had to have his arm basically ripped off for it to happen...
Don't buy salami at the gas station.
# Who on earth can I turn to #
Uh, sing-along Sound of Music at the El Royale Theater.
but please keep it to yourself.
# And the stars are half as bright #
To tell you the truth, I actually went to temple with my nana yesterday.
- Break! - Wait.
And after a while I realized it wasn't that I wasn't praying hard enough.
What happened to you, Sue?
# Oh, please #
as if someone would choose to be mocked...
just for another dinner.
What is wrong with you?
I want my real one back.
Just squeeze back.
you were perfect in my eyes.
# The moon is twice as lonely #
Mercedes took me to church on Sunday.
I suggest they enroll at Sweet Holy Mother of God Academy...
I know, but I'm a teenager.
but when it comes to grilled cheese, I'm not that fancy.
without something to hold onto...
# I might as well be the one #
That ogre linebacker's on the left. He's been killing me all game.
It's as arrogant as telling someone how to believe in God...
# I can't hide #
every single day of their life.
Anyway, her boobs aren't that great...
# They built you a temple and locked you away #
which happens to be the pillar of a functioning civil society.
Yeah. Just a little indigestion, you know?
Last week you had to camp out early...
is because most churches don't think very much of gay people.
You put it on the table...
I just think that I can deliver your message to the world more powerfully...
but I believe in you...
You're right.
and cracked up before we remembered that we weren't supposed to yet.
# Got that something #