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Yeah, well, he's the closest I'm ever going to get, okay?
Guys, you can still sing whatever songs you like...
Are you calling Mr. Billy Joel stupid?
Brittany, Jugs the Clown, go.
# And darkened my sun #
Just squeeze my hand.
# God is good #
# Even though the night is filled with voices #
and because Yentl was outside when she sang this song in the movie.
No reason for him to be there. It's just bad luck.
# Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah #
# You know that only the good die young #
I didn't go to Sunday school, so I don't know if God...
but this was different...
You tried to make a chicken.
# Just like a bridge over troubled waters #
# Now, let me hold your hand #
just something to make me feel like my whole world wasn't over.
It's not right.
I pray that I'm made quarterback again. Sam's a good dude-
I think God is kind of like Santa Claus for adults.
# For things that you might have done #
however comforting...
- The point is- - Enough with the bonnet.
# Just a stranger on the bus #
in the way that I decide is right.
I need to ask you for something.
God works in all kinds of mysterious ways...
and I believe in us.
I'm giving a lesson on spirituality.
What were you doing right before you were touching them?
rather than biting his toenails.
# Every book I've ever read #
# I wanna hold #
I've prepared a number for the occasion.
# It's such a feeling #
Wasn't I the one who bought you that Maria bonnet when you were six?
Can you hear me?
Mr. Schue?
Amen.
# And you are not me #
- I hope you're happy, Kurt. - Having the week of my life, actually.
Now I don't have to sit around listening to all you mental patients...
# Dream #
- I don't know. - You get to wear a fabulous hat.
I admit it- It aids digestion.
I win.
Dude, why didn't you just tell us you wanted to pray in Muslim?
Oh. Oh, geez.
# Papa, please forgive me #
Come to church with me this Sunday.
Hey, Kurt.
I'm sorry.