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Are you kidding? I can be very persuasive.
Will you guys relax? He's got eight more lives.
Oh, that's why they call it that
Tony Danza from Who's the Boss? Says, '"A-oh, a-oh, oh-a, oh-a-oh! '"
In other news, a local Quahog author has set a record
I mean, haven't you seen those commercials?
Pot's illegal mainly to protect them.
Oh, boy! I usually only get this excited
Hey, Brian. Who's your favorite baseball player? Albert Pujols?
Look, Daddy, I agree with what you're trying to do,
And I even commissioned an oil painting for your author's photo.
Here comes the part I was telling you about.
A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
Because everything is better with a bag o' weed
You know, I've only seen that show once,
Hey, you know, the cat's alone at Quagmire's right now.
You're a happy guy when you plant the seed
Quagmire's not here.
No, you don't need meth and you don't need speed
JEFFY WHAT THE HECK?! Uh hey daddy.
So I need some of your urine, so I can...
You mean right now?
April 1, 2009 Lover Tune on Samsung flip phone at school. April Fools 2009!