Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, you don't need meth and you don't need speed
Hey, Brian. Who's your favorite baseball player? Albert Pujols?
Here comes the part I was telling you about.
Tony Danza from Who's the Boss? Says, '"A-oh, a-oh, oh-a, oh-a-oh! '"
Look, Daddy, I agree with what you're trying to do,
April 1, 2009 Lover Tune on Samsung flip phone at school. April Fools 2009!
Hey, you know, the cat's alone at Quagmire's right now.
So I need some of your urine, so I can...
Will you guys relax? He's got eight more lives.
Because everything is better with a bag o' weed
Quagmire's not here.
A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
You know, I've only seen that show once,
You mean right now?
Are you kidding? I can be very persuasive.
In other news, a local Quahog author has set a record
Oh, boy! I usually only get this excited
JEFFY WHAT THE HECK?! Uh hey daddy.
I mean, haven't you seen those commercials?
Oh, that's why they call it that
You're a happy guy when you plant the seed
Pot's illegal mainly to protect them.
And I even commissioned an oil painting for your author's photo.