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Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed
As you can see, I am enjoying a White Castle burger. Why?
Mr. Pewterschmidt? Hey, how you been?
Brian Griffin's Faster than the Speed of Love
Not good.
There's a blood-soaked corpse in the back seat.
What do we do?
ff cede d ace babe
Yes, right now.
No! Those are my Diet Rites!
If I lay down flat on the floor it usually kind of fixes it
Look, I don't really feel comfortable doing this in front of you.
Ready to ship out tomorrow.
ran a smear campaign against marijuana in the 1930s
That leg is mostly pus.
a clear and present danger to the United States!
As Mr. H. L. Mencken said '"The common man's a fool'"
Forget it, Carter. I'm not gonna take your bribe.
Oh, we just might. You see, I've got a lucky cat's foot.
raiding Quagmire's fridge for beer after you killed his cat.
How's the weather look, Ollie?
Bye.
Almost as much as I hated my overly sensitive car alarm.
No. What's sick is making marijuana illegal
Hey, Quagmire.
Right, Stewie?
All you have to do is publicly come out against pot.
Got shovels in there,
Where’s the
ffabff dace d bea dad
Oh, finally! Come on. Come on. Come on inside.
Stewie, what the hell? Uh, hey, mom.
Well, look at it this way. You did accomplish something.
Oh, I don't think Quagmire wants me to do that.
Fabric, fuel and paper.
And that way it'll seem like the cat ran away.
If you want to win people over, you can't just drone on like Ben Stein.
- Stewie, I need your urine! - Really?
Watch when I scratch his bottom. He sticks his fanny in the air.