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do a little 'p' to the 'o' to the 't'
What the hell?
.
Give the job a shot, for Christ's sake.
Shut your mouth about that.
He's getting yelled at.
- Eight times! - Well, at least
And probably bad news for me.
Okay.
Well, wait. Don't tell him that.
won't you dioiuth a little doicher? i know you want to be douched won't you doiutch? won't you doiuch won't you doiuthch my love doiuch a little doicher won't you doitch won't you doitch my doithc doiutch a little doitcher won't you doiutch a little doicher i know you want to be doiuched
What? Well, th-that's great!
It's a seller's market right now.
And by the way, my name is not Cricket, okay?
I'm not giving you a second chance. I made my decision. It's final.
Promise I'm not stalking you.
I'm just out for a walk.
- Yeah. - My life's the worst.
Thank you. Now,
Hey, um...
Shit. Sorry. Um,
Yeah, I get that. I got an overbearing dad, too.
Freakin' bullcrap!
But now I'm off drugs, and I actually have a date,
My name is Matthew Mara.
All right, all right, boys.