Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I mean, this is my life now.

We will not let you down,

Tom, let's discuss this.

I mean, yeah, we don't care what you're doing with the money.

I'm Cricket, uh, Matthew.

You missed it, asshole.

Hey, has anyone claimed your organs?

- When did I ever burn Dad? - You stole his identity.

And I'm about to poke you full of holes.

I didn't wet the bed till I was in high school.

- Ugh. Come on. Hey. - Well, Cricket,

I'm not getting any younger.

He's the one who stinks, by the way.

Maybe I misjudged you.

I said I guess I'm gonna have to cut...

Paychecks come at the end of the month. Who you talking to, huh?

- He's just gonna burn you again. - All right.

Well, now it's $2.50, Crick, so you want the job or not?

Stuff it down with brown.

Carl Lewis couldn't catch him!

I'm a person. A person, by the way, who has a job now.

Phone's for you. Line two.