Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

instead of just jumping into the first job that comes along.
Take this, it's just sitting there, tempting me like a redhead.
Oh, no way, you were gaining weight?
Or how about we talk about your girl, Kelly, for a sec?
Attention, ladies and germs.
And now, I have a horrible parasite
Nope. Nope. Absolutely not.
you've had sex with over the last few months.
Wow, it's like, thanks, Obama.
and I just miss Obama so much.
are asking if we can change the channel.
- I, uh... - I'm pregnant.
I didn't, he's just really good at reading people.
I was obviously lying.
- Hey, where you going? - Look, Dina,
Anyway, I took the test,
All right, don't just say no, all right?
you can just Venmo me the cash, but again,
You know, it really didn't hurt that much.
Attention, ladies and germs.
I don't know, overwhelming panic and a desire to flee?
Because I remembered how amazing it felt.
He is more man than you'll ever be.
We induce a coma, okay? In five months,
You're a grown man. You're too young to retire,
They cut off his cell phone service a month ago, so.
- Guess who? - Oh, hey, Jeff.
- I'll do it. - Great. Any questions?
Wait, he's been lying?