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Your word is as worthless as your diploma.
because... they didn't want to come.
Maybe you don't do this one.
(orchestra playing lively Broadway-like intro)
Roger, I'm done with you.
All this stuff is.
Bring it home.
more than he admitted.
♪
Why do you keep leaning in when I say stuff?
(music plays on TV)
Ugh!
(loudly): How do you know all this?
(gasping breaths)
(farting repeatedly)
when I first wake up, before I remember who I am
goo-goo gah-gah?
(crowd cheering and shouting) I did it!
(loud thud)
(laughs) He-he's just joshing, right, Ma?
Oh, yeah? You ruined the episode.
I'm an archaeologist
H
And I'd usually fall asleep on the pot.
Oh, that's ridiculous.
The sick part is, I've come to love it--
I do hate it! Where is it?
I tied a little knot in my memory
What do we have here?
Well, I did win the marathon, so...
You've got great stuff in there.
Why, I'm getting ready to go to the dig site.
Is there anything I can do to make you feel better?