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(sobbing)
I'll tell you, Snot-- they're perfect.
Yeah, you transferred all your credits
Then why is it tattooed on your butt?
You... you did all this?
What is it?
Um...
and that's all that matters.
(objects clattering)
When's it start to matter?
We're supposed to interview our dads.
after the film Show Me the Money,
♪ Good morning, USA!
(sniffs)
Life dismissed.
So, Dad, Mr. Brink gave us an assignment.
I'm an archaeologist
Oh, we're really doing this, huh?
Gary doesn't want to leave.
(loudly and slowly): Is this your drinking water?
And why not? Sex with your mom feels great.
(screaming continues)
What do we have here?
Come downstairs Hannah Gales
I feel like an angel of death.
What do we have here?
Oh, I don't know, I guess I think
five years ago and never came back.
.
Sure, he made some bad choices
because you hate me so much.
I think my trophy is a cooz magnet,
You know, before you brought me here
One and two and kick and tush and kick and bush
Ugh! Roger, don't listen to him. He doesn't know what he's talking about.
(clap)
Sounds great, Roger. Knock yourself out.