Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[CLUCKlNG TONGUE]
[GASPlNG]
she had your child.
From 7 to 8, you will be tutored in French by Mr. Crane.
your thoughts that now must deck our kings.
Promise you'll keep our secret safe, that you won't expose Shakespeare.
Chain him here, then leave us.
sent before my time into this breathing world,
Will!
or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
[CROWD CHEERlNG]
He butchered you! Not only in front of court but the entire city as well!
And l, for one,
Marvelous.
[CROWD LAUGHlNG]
Francesco!
with their desires. When they want something, they take it.
One was the procreation of children,
Had his own acting troupe for private court performances.
The Earl of Southampton, Your Majesty.
Dead body.
Except for the fact...
becoming England's first poet laureate.
And, of course,
PROSTlTUTE 1: Wet in all the wrong places.
Not in this household.
CROWD: Ha-ha-ha. Enough!
The theater is full!
[BELL TOLLlNG]
We must act quickly. We must replace the Lord Lieutenant of lreland,
l ask you for the support of you and your men, Henry,
Francesco! The Tower knows!
[LAUGHS]
The realm lost a great man with your father's death.
[TUTOR & BOY SPEAKlNG lN FRENCH]
because their wealth, their power, their survival, all depended on me.
[GRUNTS]
[♪♪♪]
Neither they nor l conspired against you.
Feed where thou wilt...' Aww.
Last week, gardening. This week, writing. Next, hawking.
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks,
lt's not right. No, it's not.
Marvelous, marvelous.
whose labors l have so enjoyed.
John de Vere,
MAN: Liberty!
without a dowry becoming to the daughter of the Earl of Oxford.
[PAPERS RUSTLlNG]
MAN: Get out!
they all wanted me dead, but here l am,
because thou art dust, and to dust thou shalt return.
not in the playhouses of London,
Does...?
SOUTHAMPTON: With your father in London dealing with troubles in lreland,
The French are bravely in their battles set
ARCHBlSHOP: ln the sweat of thy face, shalt thou eat bread till thou return to the earth,
and fire crouch for employment.
So bloody well act like a writer.
[PANTlNG]
JONSON: He's an amateur.
l will have my guineas. Unleash the dogs!
They have not been very discreet.
lt is hard to believe that once l was young.
go away, Jonson.
from plate to mouth without the cleverness of their servants.
OXFORD: Be careful, Henry.
[♪♪♪]
[CROWD GASPS AND SCREAMS]
SPENCER [AS HAMLET]: You go not till l set you up a glass
and monarchs to behold the swelling scene.
My lord, you wrote an entire play. l know how difficult that is.
Majesty, you are not having doubts about James of Scotland--
Put that in one of your plays.
was not made known to me until after his death.
How you would fail in politics!
You came to me, Ben.
[♪♪♪]
Aggrandized. Since all this began.
Under your name.
CROWD [CHANTlNG]: Playwright! Playwright!
[GASPS]
l've gone to her, she will not receive me, and now she's gone!
[SPEAKlNG lN LATlN]
Torch it!
[MlMlCS EXPLOSlONS]
Haven't you convinced the Privy Council
Thank you, doctor.
[MlMlCS HORSE NElGHlNG]
Clear the bridge! Clear the bridge!
Now? Yes, now.
And we will place Robert on our Privy Council.
[♪♪♪]
every rumor and every lie Cecil has ever told.
Well, then. We shall be earls together, shall we not?
l am determined to prove a villain--
Three, you will avoid court at all costs.
MAN: Ship oars!
Oh. Ow!
But he could not possibly predict what kind of failure you would become!
Excuse me, my lady.
lt's just a simple comedy.
[♪♪♪]
Most of the Catholic princes of Europe seek to topple you
[PANTlNG] Sorry.
[TRUMPETS PLAYlNG FANFARE]
[GROANlNG]
Most wonderful.
a male,
We fought at Crecy, at Bosworth Field, at Agincourt.
Out.
[SPEAKlNG lN lTALlAN]
[SlGHS]
My Lord of Oxford, it seems you have added a poet
l know what you've done.
Out.
Ben Jonson succeeded in his desire
No doubt many more than you yourself.
You caused this. Your play, your words.
My lord. From the queen. Mm.