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You, your friends, your blasphemous theater

Edward's and mine.

l will go back to your daughter.

JONSON: A command performance for our new king.

and end your Protestant reign. All that stop them are the Channel

Fireworks? Huh.

l think we should keep your good name quite intact.

DWARF: Comedy, Majesty. Comedy. By whom?

SPENCER [lMlTATlNG HORSE]: No!

ROBERT: And, Jonson? Better him, won't you?

[HORSES NElGHlNG]

POLE: Make way! This is none of your concern!

l am sorry, my Lord of Oxford.

has brought my words to life

WOMAN 3: l'd like to see his arse dispersed!

l wish you Godspeed and good morrow.

He is in the viewing chamber with Her Majesty.

Wonderful, wonderful.

Comedy, yes. Tragedy, perhaps.

WOMAN 1: l agree, my lord. My Lord of Southampton.

lt is my only desire to be Your Majesty's most trusted servant

Last year. For Every Man.

l can give her Brooke House and 100 pounds.

and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to.

MAN 5: Your Majesty. MAN 6: God bless Your Majesty.

He writes to me.

The glory-- Liar.

He's a nobleman, you say? Well, is he powerful, rich?

BlSHOP: --duly considering the causes for which matrimony was ordained.

MAN: The mighty Sampson!

[MOZART'S "REQUlEM" PLAYS]

l must speak to her. Myself.

l thank Your Majesty for seeing me.

An undeniable perfection

Thank you. And it's all written in verse. Thank you.

All of them? Don't look at me

There's the respect that makes calamity of so long life.

l, that am curtailed of this fair proportion,

Essex will be convicted,

This play is seditious

Hardly. That's Will's new play.

All things are ready, if our minds be so!

The Earl of Southampton? But with whom?

l will not let that oaf Spencer have another go at one of my roles.

There are reports of his sending financial aid, even troops.

SERVANT: My Lady of Oxford, welcome home.

But sometime soon after your return to court.

are they cast loose, freed.

lNTERROGATOR: And have you ever been arrested before, Mr. Jonson?

Nero smoked crack while America burned

You don't know,

O mistress mine,

that is the question.

Got powerful friends now, don't you?

Leave that to me.

This is a Puritan home, my lord.

We believe such activities to be the worship of false idols,

l've found someone who will make me a coat of arms,

Sentence has been passed.

And your son after you.

After the birth, l shall find a suitable house for the child to be reared in.

What? Why not? l'm perfect for the role.

even Queen Elizabeth herself,

We very much liked your play tonight.

the previous Earl of Oxford,

l am the Earl of Southampton.

Well, that will be expensive, keeping all the actors ready,

Have you seen Lord Essex?

Oh, which would you prefer, Sir Robert Cecil? A pastoral?

[CONDELL YELLS]

Edward must be removed.

ln delay there lies no plenty.

Francesco. He tried to kill me.

Thou wast begot

FRANCESCO: Join us! JONSON: Francesco!

You will tell him that l am gravely ill, but that all is in hand.

I, that am rudely stamped,

from this day to the ending of the world,

While l am with her, you will come not with an army or swords,

Break it down! GUARD 2: Go, lads!

Please! l'm a poet, for God's sake! l'm not a criminal!

[ACTORS YELLlNG]

By your own hand. He was stealing my poems.

We hope you will be happy in our house.

l'm a writer, aren't l? Of course l've bloody well been arrested.

Fair on the eyes.

[CROWD HlSSlNG]

our dreadful marches to delightful measures.

Cecil told me your match was one of love.

lt was helpful when l wrote to your jailers

[ELlZABETH LAUGHS]

To be, or not to be,

MAN 3: Your Majesty. MAN 4: Your Majesty.

[THUNDER RUMBLlNG]

to sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub.

ROBERT: Majesty.

Did you know my family can trace

l am sent to lreland to end this infernal rebellion, not to idle--

CARRlAGE DRlVER: Whoa.

l know who Richard lll was.

ls it an uprising? ls it a revolt?

Begin rehearsals immediately. lt must not be performed until l tell you,

WlLLlAM: Murdered?!