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Hey Hugo . . . Surf’s up!
You abandoned your son to win $40?
High from the highest tree
You two are not only horrible parents, you're violent criminals,
Sorry, I've already put my clown down.
Ew! Saltines!
No, I won't! And frankly, Judge, I think you're a bully!
What's this thing? "Miranda Rights Teleprompter. "
The clown is down
Looks like you were the ringleader in this car theft!
with enough fiber optics to make me say we are.
I love our court days.
But Constance, it only happened because...
Somebody tell me!
Not yet, no.
Wait. I'm to blame, Judge.
2 x 3 x 11 x 41 = 2706
She lives in a houseboat? Wow! She is so cool!
I used to be.
Well, that's a pretty big if, honey.
Sir, you are not a size four.
Hey, maybe I should be a milkman!
Uh-oh.
and getting in trouble with the law.
Hey, Cora. I heard science is working on a donut
Perhaps some sort of court-appointed babysitter or "au pair. "
Do you think it's fair that you're always getting into trouble
if you'd just tell the judge you're a bad mother.
It's a miracle poor Bartholomew isn't