Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

starts eating pears as much as they eat apples.
I could eat it and save you the trip.
All right, here's the deal.
- No. - What? No, please do.
- [shouts] - [flatulence]
by the time the story is over.
[chuckles] I-I-I don't think it's, uh, prudish.
- Yeah? - I just got a book deal.
Don't be a prude, Bob.
If not, you got to stay in here, honey.
I feel like chicken tonight.
- You want to say anything? - Uh, yeah.
[sinister laughter]
Now this is exciting.
It can't see me when I'm coated in butter.
- [cheering] - Bye-bye, Apples.
- grows on trees. - Correct, Gene.
Thanksgiving dinner? I never eat it,
didn't do escape pods.
I'll send an Evite, but please RSVP by tonight.
Uh, okay. Wait, why is food the enemy?
Hey, everybody, uh, uh, come in for dinner.
- What kind of story? - A story about anything
BOTH: ...for saving it.
Okay, guys, time to sit down for...
And we're gonna do that by taking your president hostage!
-Ugh. -LOUISE: And when Dutch Oven
♪ When I eat that Thanksgiving dinner ♪
Hey, you made my friend nude!
He was so excited about all this new food.
And I did go the fuck to bed.
I know how much you love Thanksgiving.
- Yeah? - ...and, ooh, what's this, an e-mail?
Baked Brie and roasted pears appetizer,
You'll see, it's a pretty good plan.
- Please? - No! I'm leaving it in there,
All right. Oh, wa-- oh, no!
- Me robbing a bank? - Oh, it's Pierce Brosnan.
Um, I'm gonna stay here.
that pears are just as delicious as apples.
Well, I'm excited about you.
- He's obsessed with me. - That's not a ghost, Gayle.
GENE: And I did go to bed.
- You're our hostage now. - And our best friend?