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Owie!
waiting for them out there was the most terrifying creature
Can I eat some turkey?
Welcome to the jungle.
Well, news flash, I'm already tired of Gayle.
And also, I need to be here in case her glasses fall off.
You know, I've been blogging about it all morning, Dad...
Yes, Gayle, it's-it's Thanksgiving.
They're gonna peel off the clothes of one hostage
Alright, Gene, If Fish & Chips Gives You Diarrhoea Then You Should Eat Tide Pods & Drink Bleach
Your wife is waiting for you in your office, sir.
Oh, God, I got to sit down-- No, I got to stand up.
President Gene Harrison-Ford Belcher
Oh, God, Oh, God, I’m Having Liquid Shit Pouring Out My Asshole, Make It Stop, Make It Stop, Make It Stop Oh, no, no, no, no! Gene, I’m Gonna Put This Fucking Nappy On You
I just love to eat!
- Get off my plane. - This is your plane?
I got a book deal. They want to print the blog.
Is there anything we can do for you?
- ♪ Giblets, stuffing, gravy ♪ - ♪ Some stuffing for my heart and soul ♪
He wasn't in the Army, the Navy, the CIA
- Get off my plane! - Do what now?
Wait, what was it made of?
♪ And what's that hiding in your hole? ♪
of that Brie, I swear to God I would.
'Cause I'm about to make fruit salad.
because I was embarrassed that I basically ate garbage.
I don't have stomach flu.
You know a psychic told me that.
The Melted Butter River. Beautiful but deadly.
- Gayle, take their weapons. - Okay.
Father, feed me that turkey!
Okay, last bite! [munching]
Get in the tub! Get in the tub!
So, I guess I'll set the table, then?
-Tina! -Sorry, sorry, sorry. Uh, meanwhile...
GENE: Don't patronize me, Father!
And see? I'm fine.
[laughs]: Get out of here. All right, I'll see you soon.
- Ah, what a cool thing to say. - I know. Now go.
- What a cool thing to say. - Thank you.
- Yeah. They want to be eaten. - Okay.
but I would still murder both of you for a single bite
Okay, uh, listen, this is the story
was that far away at the, uh, the...
I wonder why gene got really bad diarrhoea I forgot to throw the stupid grease intolerant kids out.
Aw, sweet.