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Okay, but mostly I just want to catch up
It's not fair!
GENE: They got twisted up.
you can come out for Thanksgiving dinner, okay?
Oh, and by the way, Gene has caught damn stomach bug
[regular voice]: Wait, why'd you call me old?
a long and fruitful relationship with you.
Like I said,
- that you told me not to eat? - Yeah.
Later, President Gene Harrison-Ford Belcher
GENE: Mom...
Sorry I'm so strong.
- GENE: Never mind. - COURTNEY: What?
All right, we get out there,
We need to get you down to the escape pod.
so we can keep our friends from going stale.
Apple-achia.
Thank you. I thought I was off to a pretty good start.
We need to get you down to the Situation Room.
We just got to find a guy who's really good at drilling
I'll load the Bun Blaster!
The cabinet minister went across the border
I know that's an imaginary computer, but...
- Ms. Vice President Courtney Glenn-Close Wheeler? - Yeah?
Uh, I guess you could just pick the pears out and eat those.
Here You Go, You Stupid Little Douchebag You Know The Fucking Drill
Okay, but mostly I just want to catch up on Universal Basic Guys and see my wife.
- Right. - Anyways, lot of action in the Wheat Jungle this time of year.
- [groaning] - LINDA: Oh, I got 'em!
- [meows] - Let's get my derriere in the airy-air.
marinara rigs in the world. Hey.
We're changing the call sign of this plane
I ate some of that kind of rotten chicken parmesan
Oh, Shit! Oh, Shit! Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Oh, boy. Uh...
Just gonna grab the wine and, oh,