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The guy who you met at the bank that time?
Well, surprise, I've been nibbling
because my roasted pear and Brie en croute appetizer
[shouts]
was on his way back to Air Force One.
Oh, no! They must've sabotaged the engine!
rosemary bread, sausage and chestnut stuffing, and...
Can I fucking eat some goddamn chicken? No
Great story and it kind of made me hate pears,
And I didn't want to tell you
- And he sure can eat. - Yep.
I also found some old medicine, but I'm gonna sell it.
Let her rip!
old Hugh Grant, all three Property Brothers,
Last night, I was in the kitchen with Dad.
my story didn't make Gene completely hate food.
owner of one of the most successful, uh...
Ooh, I love the eye shadow.
- [grunts] - [Bread-ator laughing]
Oh, God, it's coming back up!
Well, this is kind of a Thanksgiving food.
Oh, and by the way, Gene has the fucking stomach flu
- MAN: Three, two, one. - BOB: And so the fearless crew headed
Got a couple of our guys turned into freaky-flaky pastries
Uh, hey, pear guys,
because I don't thank the world.
Can we get a tour of the entire plane?
- Now give me a big old... - [explosion]
This cheesy crust is too thick.
- What? - I said "The Melted Butter..."
I... don't get it.
We need to go up there
[grunting]
Yeah, I was bored and I found
I can't hear you. The helicopter's too loud!
I Was Stupid Enough To Not Realise That I’m Grease Intolerant
Now Tina needs to tell him a story where food is the enemy.
Yes, exactly. And Gene is going to hate bread
That's the cabinet minister and his security detail.
And then Dutch falls into the river...
W-Wait, Tina, Gene asked for "foods," not "nudes."
No, it's not cooked.
Wait, they want to be eaten?