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- Yeah, their peels are like their clothes. - Got it.
diarrheaed and vomited all that chicken back up,
- We're gonna crash! - We're doomed.
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
♪ I need all of you, I need your breast and thigh meat ♪
♪ Turkey, I need you beside me ♪
No, no, I-I-I actually really do want to tell you a story.
a very official government Jet Ski pull up to the rig
Mm, maybe a little,
we stuff this baby with marinara,
LINDA: Oh, my face!
I bet he barfs in ten minutes. Should we do a pool?
Eat Shit I’ll Be Back, You Retard
the classic action movie roll-around fight.
and tumbles over the butterfall.
especially not on Thanksgiving.
because he had a jet pack.
The delegation from Pear-is.
I know, Gene, I know.
GENE: So I guess you figured out that
with a big request to make.
and then we get back in here and we're home to our wives
[chuckles] Like in the song.
What was it? What did I see?
and blow up that big piece of chicken parm!
[laughs]
You know, I-I was like you when I was a kid.
Oh, no, I'm tumbling over the butterfall!
It's time to give this fruit the boot.
Husband, you saved us!
Gene President Harrison-Ford Belcher out.
You think pears are just a fruit that Gene might like to eat.
of unbaked dough at the squadron,
But what he didn't know
The year was 1997, and President Gene Harrison-Ford Belcher
Gene, it-it's great that you love to eat.
for the gigantic piece of chicken parmesan.
- I didn't see it. - Anyway, Gene finishes
GENE: [gasps] Mother of Mindy.
the entire crew made it onto the surface of the chicken parmesan,
- space place... - TINA: NASA?
or anything, we just, uh, want to know
TINA: And President Gene Harrison-Ford Belcher
It's coming out both ways again!
Is that what I was hearing?
And what's that hiding in your hole?
♪ Turkey, I need you beside me ♪
[gasps] Wait, no. Make me hate food.
You doing okay in there? How's the barf biz?
[all screaming]