Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Finally, my man.

- It's all in good fun. - No!

Paige, what are you doing?

And now you can stop it. That was nice.

And here's the kicker, when everyone's trying to re-subscribe,

Then how else do you explain it? Did you hypnotize them?

I wonder what they're thinking.

I don't like how you're trying to make people treat you

'Cause I'm going to hit that. Oh, yeah.

Stop it, everyone.

As it turned out, the Janitor lied to me about being hypnotized.

Especially medical allergies. You can go.

It's hard for him because he's used to being the big shot.

Toss her a compliment as a thank you.

- It didn't change. - It did a little.

Yes. Much better. Thank you.

- Pernicious. - Nope.

- You're bigger than I remember. - Thanks.

Still, I'm glad I didn't have to talk to Paige.

I'm not making people do anything.

just got to remove the price tag because this little dressy is a keeper.

Welcome-to-the-team Doug!

They're not just for holding up my shades.

Plus, with my new role,

I just got to go check my messages at the front desk.

people will forget just how annoying you are,

You know what? You shouldn't throw produce.

- Denise... - Look, I'm not good at mustering up

to get your jollies off of other people's misery?

Be careful. She likes brown men. We both do.

Derek, Derek, Derek. It's Derek, right?

Always use your non-cutting hand.

It's a true story. Well, actually not the head of lettuce so much

the testicle he had removed and turned it into a tiny disco ball.

Good cart. Good cart.

Maybe she won't rub it in my face.

The hell with it.

What did you think of your first John Dorian presentation, as it were?