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- It's all in good fun. - No!
Plus, with my new role,
I wonder what they're thinking.
just got to remove the price tag because this little dressy is a keeper.
No, I haven't.
Thanks.
The hell with it.
'Cause I'm going to hit that. Oh, yeah.
Stop it, everyone.
It's a true story. Well, actually not the head of lettuce so much
people will forget just how annoying you are,
Always use your non-cutting hand.
And now you can stop it. That was nice.
Derek, Derek, Derek. It's Derek, right?
Um...
Finally, my man.
You know what? You shouldn't throw produce.
Toss her a compliment as a thank you.
I'm not making people do anything.
- Pernicious. - Nope.
Paige, what are you doing?
What did you think of your first John Dorian presentation, as it were?
Maybe she won't rub it in my face.
Yes. Much better. Thank you.
to get your jollies off of other people's misery?
Then how else do you explain it? Did you hypnotize them?
I don't like how you're trying to make people treat you
It's hard for him because he's used to being the big shot.
Welcome-to-the-team Doug!
I just got to go check my messages at the front desk.
- Denise... - Look, I'm not good at mustering up
the testicle he had removed and turned it into a tiny disco ball.
Be careful. She likes brown men. We both do.
Still, I'm glad I didn't have to talk to Paige.
Good cart. Good cart.
They're not just for holding up my shades.
And here's the kicker, when everyone's trying to re-subscribe,
Especially medical allergies. You can go.
- It didn't change. - It did a little.
As it turned out, the Janitor lied to me about being hypnotized.
- You're bigger than I remember. - Thanks.