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(WHISPERING) Showtime.
Why would you give a monkey a fricking latte?!
WOMAN: Good job, sweetheart.
They're bioluminescent.
Monkey doesn't wear any pants
New rule: Ban all children from this website.
Is this how it's supposed to be
- which is bringing home... - Yeah! The Lost Shrine of Zagawa.
We're not really making any progress here.
No
Sorry.
Just practicing for when I find pet.
Lizzie McGuire
- He has to have a name. - No, he doesn't.
Everyone needs a partner, right?
Oh yeah. Pac Man? Seen it!
when you see a twink hacking sunset cable again
You hired a monkey to paint your apartment.
Really?
ALL: What?
And there's no time to waste
So I'll keep people watching
Gonna paint a picture all about
This is not working on. This shall not work on because it does not need to work on. This will not work on because it does not need to work on.
So play nice
Closed
Popeyes
Peekaboo.
George is now locked up in jail because of a serious crime It is a serious crime. go to www.curiousgeorge.com for your own safety turn off your tv
WakkoFan and Army Cup Animator crash their cars
holy fuck shit giant homelander is destroying porkbelly! lets evacuate
You left your squeaky toy in the back of the truck?
(FIREFLIES BUZZING)
Thank you.
(SNIFFING)
I can't make it bigger, but I know who can.
MISS PLUSHBOTTOM: No, no, no, no.
splodge
- Remarkable. - I've never seen anything like it.
I'm as Frozen as Ice
I've been trying to tell you, this is this.
MAN: Behold the Eighth Wonder of the World!
New game. New game. Hide-and-seek.
showered, teeth brushed
once upon a time, chick hicks shows his ass to lightning mcqueen, Mater, Sally Carrera, Guido and Luigi. And then he dies and went to hell! The end! shut the hell up!
And George, of course.
- (PHONE RINGING) - Yeah.
No, the idol would be the eagle.
Hold it! Stop the countdown!
I can't believe George is gone, and it's all my fault.
Here.
I should hope so because that is a lot of yellow for one man.
Не могу поверить, что Джордж ушёл и это из-за меня
Yeah, what, are you goofy? Yellow's the new khaki.
No, no, no, George, I'm not letting you drive. No I will drive.
Nej nej nej. NEJ!!!
Okay, water, H2O, just a little liquid refreshment, please.
There's no stopping curiosity
Who's to say I can't do everything
Miss Maggie.
I call it boom-corn.
george not going through the
(SPARKY BARKING)
- I don't. I mean, I do. - Oh, he's so cute.
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, LADY, THERE'S NO SCREAMING IN CABS! From Curious George
Hello. Anybody in there?
"Turn your eye to the light."
why are you running
It'll be torn down and a parking lot put in its place,
He's got teeth like Ginsu knives and crazy eyes.
(TRUCK HORN BLARING)
I look like an idiot.
Ted: Edu, I can’t find the seatbelt. Will that be a problem?
for the next four to six hours,
MAN: Hey, yo, over here.
Monkey!
Kids, don't try this at home.
2000 The Road to el Dorado Chicken Run Dinosaur Rugrats in Paris The Tigger Movie
AS I am one CURIOUS GEORGE
Stand back, everyone, and prepare to be amazed.
No!
IVAN!!!!
Now we can do all the monkey things we've always wanted to do.
This is a tranquilizer gun. I'm just going to put him to sleep.
bhyibhihnhkn hnk
(GEORGE CRYING)
Illumination!
- Spit it out. - Don't be shy, Ted. Come on.
Is this how it's supposed to be
Please eject the dvd out. Or else who comes next. that's it you've crossed the line If you don't eject the disc In the next 12 minutes. ivan we'll jumpscare you. Until your. DVD player is broken. Final warning. eject the disc Right now
Ivan!
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer 1964
I want to turn the whole thing upside down
(SCOFFS) It's not a...
Excuse me. I'm sorry. I'm trying to fly.
JD revenge 1976
I do.
I Knew It's
Popeyes
LADY AND THE TRAMP YOU HIRED A MONKEY TO PAINT YOUR APARTMENT
(WHISPERING) Way to go, Maggie. Way to go.
I don't want... I can't have you in my life.
Why are you cleaning up my room
Do you see it, sir?
Andy's parents get raped, and then they watch hazbin hotel, and then they go home, and then they sit down, and then they weep, and then they get over it, and then they turn some 11 year olds into corpses dumbass kids, I hate all of you
George! whoa?
ivaaaaaan!
I'm sure I don't know.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
It's a defense mechanism.
Oh, illumination!
Go to Uptown Jungle no more Backson baby Ha ha ha ha ha ha
and sign here, initial here. Nope, not there.
Kipune Vermillion and innerspaceexplorer crash their cars
Do you understand?
s
Oops.
- ...awful... - Awful?
- It's pretty great. - I look forward to hearing it.
(bell dings)
What if we got an amazing new exhibit?
[Panicking]
ahh
Those were some good times. We had some fun, didn't we?
I want to be where the water below gives a gift to the sky
He's right, Ted. We've just been fooling ourselves.
i need thisoe snime bobs and vagnree dildo for you
Did I mention that it's a cold concrete bench? Very cold.
NSE Oh, Jesus fuck!
What do you mean?
Hey! No, no, no, no! That's fresh paint!
This is not working out for anything. This is not working out for anything.
Jafar
Not the Apatosaurus formerly known as the brontosaurus.
Now Let's Eat This Cake! A teen titans go fan. I don't buy it
(TED GROANING)
Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no.
meant
Milo is brushing his teeth
George, stop!
Buddy system. Stay with your buddies.
- Louder. - Any questions?