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hell.
I-I-I keep an eye on the girls that work here
She wanted to go over to his place,
- he threatened to kill her. - (phone rings)
LUCIFER: Mm-hmm!
Gosh, I wish I got that on video.
LUCIFER: Oh, you mean the chef's wife?
What is it you want?
Hmm. Keeping it real.
and get a lead on our two dead blondes.
Working on it, but in the meantime,
(groaning)
Dad forbid you manage to have sex with her before I do.
Either you're a chronic dullard,
You know, I wouldn't just kick ass for anyone.
or you're trying to avoid your problems.
What about these women?
Oh, hold on. I might be able to help with this.
Yes.
You were right, before. We've been living
(crow cawing)
Cop.
♪ I rule ♪
AMENADIEL: Come on, Luci!
No. Done deal. Pay up.
spicy chicken casserole beat me.
And then Lucifer's all like...
So gross.
Oh, my God, I love piña coladas!
♪ I rule ♪
You have anything on the third girl?
You know, life of the party.
What do you know about these two girls?
a blank check?
Of course not.
I haven't seen Daria or Naomi all week.
There will be consequences!
No, and that blonde hair doesn't look real either.
I have work to do. You can go.
And that's not like you.
I was lucid enough to destroy a tiki bar
I'm not sure why he's here.
- Pecker pic. - Eww!
Little place called "Eden". Perhaps you've heard of it?
Ah, that's funny.
allows me to be closer to my family.
There are only two reasons to drink alone, brother.
Wait... what?
The same club that Daria and Naomi went to?
had back-to-back rides all night,
you used the word "frightened."
(laughing continues)
Bartender said she was, "Blonde, hot,
No one calls my skank a skank.
by allowing his mum to stay on Earth.
My gosh. Is hipster infidelity
Ooh! Aren't we the little empath?
No. Daria and Naomi were my friends.
If you need to talk, I'm here, okay?
♪ Dream maker ♪
Killer cliché: "I panicked," closely followed by...
Nice.
Want to explain why you ran?
most likely many, many cats in my future.
Favors are your thing, not mine.
Uber I.D.s are usually linked
if I called you guys,
Friendship means honesty.