Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Really?
No one ever asks me that. What's wrong?
Yesterday at my audition, I had to pee. Apparently, that makes me a good actor.
- That is awful. - I wasn't rich like you guys, okay?
Wow.
- Good morning. - Can I get you a cup of coffee, sir?
My God in heaven.
- No, it wasn't. - Yes, it was.
Hey, do you wanna go to dinner tonight?
You look like you're doing well.
Everything I did was horizontal, and I should be more vertical.
Seriously?
I got a job in advertising.
I'm sorry. Ross, this is my old friend, Lowell, from the streets! Ha, ha.
Why do you think I buy Mrs. Butten/vorth's?
Hey, Ross. I know you're still mad at me, but can I just talk to you for a sec?
- Oh, honey, that's incredible! - Wow.
Couldn't I just sleep with the producer?
Top of Act 2. This is my entrance. You got it?
...Science Boy.
- "Give me your money, punk!" - Oh, my God.
- Oh, it's been so long! Oh, so long. - Ha-ha-ha.
- Lowell, Ross. - Ross, nice to meet you.
- You know! - I don't know!
- Everybody we know? Yeah. - Great. Thanks.
This is Joey Tribbiani. Joey, these are the producers.