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- We need to talk about this "ta-da."
- Uh-uh. Haley's not gonna understand. - Sure, she will.
We thought we were sitting on a gold mine.
- Hey, I forgot my phone. - Hi.
Can we get the hell out of here?
It was in the window, and I had to undress a mannequin while a creepy guy filmed it...
- What is that? - Well, it's ink.
How many have ordered D VDs and haven't paid?
Her hands are gross ever since she took up the banjo.
- Just say you're sick. - Then I'll run into her and it'll be a whole thing.
So weird. You better not spill anything on that. Okay, dork?
- Oh, my God! - What?
- Sweetie... - If you don't use 'em...
Oh, sweetie, thank you. I really appreciate that.
Hey, Jay, have you noticed a spring in my step?
of changing Lily's last name to Tucker-Pritchett.
- No. Turn off the damn TV. - Yeah. Mm-hmm.
Lily's little hat that we bought her at the airport in Vietnam.
Hey, by the way, do you notice anything different about me?
She's supposed to, but somehow she's got me doing it.
- Is it bad? - No, it's gonna be fine.
- You leaving that on all day? - And I'm also gonna write a little storybook...
- Hide it.
You buried my name so your name could have top billing.
- "Gay Adoption Asian Children." - What?
"They traveled all the way home with the perfect panda that they adopted."
- A haircut. - A week ago.
You die, you go to the ground.
- Let me explain. - There... There is no explanation.
Oh, honey.
- She'll be here. Well, I don't know what our lineup is yet.