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Hey Belle, I Drank A Fifth Of Vodka, You Dare Me To Drive?
Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin
Dear QTC, 885 will let me hold what I’m short so far.
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
Dear Jim, I quote but you still ain't callin'
I’ma name her Bonnie
I wrote it on the Starter cap
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fuckin idol
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan