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D'oh! [Shouting, Indistinct]
[Laughs] She wanted to take a limo. But I made her take the bus.
Yeah, Monday, Wednesday, Friday.
Have you ever seen such exquisite ushabtis?
[Groans] You'd better go up and apologize.
See, Bart? There's another boy who played with glue.
At least, it would be for most families.
Archaeologists have been studying it for decades...
THAT NEVER.... UH, HAPPENED
The world is completely different on a weekday morning.
Ow! Ow! Ow!
It's so beautiful.
Mom, Khanh's making me feel bad
Okay, be that way! Be a big, stupid jerk!
- Time is money. - [Homer] Morning, Barney.
when he first fell through the ceiling and discovered the Temple of Isis.
So, uh, ain't you guys gonna ask me about my hat?
- I am at work. This is what I do. - But-
LADY AND THE TRAMP (BRAKES SCREECHING)
Mom, I didn't eat any of it. I'm not stupid.
to the stupid place it's supposed to stupid go!
It's Lisa. I just called to tell you how much I love you.
No one: All of Americans