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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
You buy it! You buy it!
Young man, there's nothing funny about novelties.
But me, I'm a risk taker.
(HOMER AND LISA HUMMING HAPPILY)
Last stop. End of the line.
to the old joke shop.
No, ma'am. This is Area 51 -A.
We've gotta get you to a doctor right away.
[Grunting]
Now I know how Sir Dudley Winthrop felt...
Stupid bus! It can't even go...
## [Whistling]
Whoa! Lookir sharp!
Whew! [Screams]
A special guest
It's the bus! The bus! Come on! You're gonna miss the bus!
And just think, we are the first people to hear its song...
- Now, which way is north? - [Birds Squawking]
Well, if it would put your mind at ease, I could take a limousine.
Mmm, I don't like the sound of that. What did your mother say?
[Grunting] Hmm?
Um, I wasrt 100% clear on that.
at the sight of this button applicator.
[Sighs] All right.
Somebody? Anybody?
A velvet rope.