Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

WITH CHITCHAT THAT YOU HAVE TO GET THROUGH

DON'T FORGET YOUR LACROSSE-STORY TRIUMPH.

YOU REALLY ARE NOT GOOD AT THREATS.

AND THE BOARDWALK...

DID I TELL YOU SHE DONATES HER SERVICES

AND NEITHER ARE YOU.

I GOT DUST UP MY NOSE. IT MADE ME SNEEZE.

SHOULD WE GO SOMEWHERE ELSE?

MICHEL, DON'T YOU LIKE BABIES?

-- Captions by VITAC -- www.vitac.com

PUTTING OFF THE HASSLE OF GETTING A STUPID DIVORCE.

I CANNOT WIN WITH HER.

DID YOU TALK BABY TALK TO DAVEY?

YEAH, I DO. JEEZ.

YOU'RE SELLING MY MARRIAGE JUG?

BECAUSE IT WOULD BE TOO BIG A HASSLE TO GET UP AND LEAVE.

TIP AN OVERFLOWING TRASH CAN ON YOUR FRONT PORCH

OH, LORELAI, THIS IS JASON STILES.

AND NOW THERE'S NO PEACE?

FOR TWO SECONDS, I ALMOST GAVE A FLYING YOU-KNOW-WHAT

THEY WERE REALLY GOOD GUYS. THEY LIKE YOU A LOT.

I'M GOING TO MAKE SOME TEA.

ON THE PEOPLE IN THE BALLET.

HOW'S THE NEW INN?

DID YOU SAY, "AH-OOPAH"? DID YOU?

IN THE NEWSPAPER BIZ.

SO, WHY CAN'T YOU SHOW YOUR FACE AT LUKE'S?

OH, NO, NO, NO.

I'M NOT EVEN ON STAFF YET.

YOU REALLY SHOULD EAT MORE GREEN THINGS, LORELAI.

AFTER THE FIRST MOUTHFUL.

IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A PLACE FOR A BUSINESS LUNCH,

FROM THE BALLET WE WENT TO -- THE ONE I WROTE ABOUT.

SO, SPACE ISSUE?

THE ONLY THING YOU HAVEN'T CROSSED OUT

BUT THE INTERNET IS REALLY GOOD.

SO THERE WAS NOTHING PERSONAL.

WE NEED TO REV UP THE GUNSHIPS AND RETALIATE

SISKEL'S CHIMED IN. WHAT ABOUT YOU?

I'VE HAD ONE FOR DINNER THREE TIMES THIS WEEK.

YOU'RE LUCKY THAT'S ALL I DID!

SO CROSS THAI OFF THE LIST.

UH-HUH-HUH-HUH -- OH, NO. WHEW!

YOU CAN'T BEAT ITALIAN.

MUST BE GYPSY. WE'RE MAD AT HER HUSBAND?

NOW THAT POOR GIRL CAN GO TO BUSINESS SCHOOL.

I HAD PLEASANT ASSOCIATIONS WITH IT,

HENRIETTA HIPPO?

OH, OH, NO, AUNT LORELAI'S GOT YOUR NOSE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

RETREAT? I THINK NOT.

WHEN YOU HAVE A JOB TO DO.

BUT YOU STILL HAVEN'T EATEN.

I ACTUALLY DIDN'T MEAN TO EVISCERATE HER.

MORE BROCCOLI, GRANDPA?

NO, THIS WAS SOMETHING ELSE ALTOGETHER.

COOL THINGS LIKE THAT NEVER HAPPEN AT ADVENTIST SCHOOL.

I'LL PROBABLY LAUGH AT IT SOMEDAY, BUT NOT TODAY.

YEAH. DOES LUKE KNOW YOU'RE HERE?

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO EAT?

IF YOU LOVE A BOY,

* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU

NO, IT'S OKAY, RICHARD. I'M POSITIVE I DESERVED IT.

OKAY. [ CLEARS THROAT ]

OF GETTING BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.

GOOD, BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO BE REMINDED.

CAPONE? THEY GOT HIM FOR TAX EVASION.

NOW YOU CAN JUST HANG OUT AND RELAX.

WE'RE HAVING THE BABY HERE.

THERE'S A GIRL ON MY VOLLEYBALL TEAM WHO'S LIVID AT ME.

I'LL BE TAKING OFF.