HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
WE NEVER WERE.
AND IT WASN'T HERE WHEN I LEFT IT.
NO, I MEAN, I CAN'T!
I COULD USE YOUR RECOMMENDATION OF RESTAURANTS IN THE AREA.
[ GASPS ] WHO? MICHEL?
BECAUSE IT LED TO THIS NIGHT.
DEPENDS ON WHAT THEY'RE DOING WHEN THEY'RE TALKING TO YOU.
RIGHT, RIGHT, CHARLIE. GUESS I'LL GO.
OH, DON'T BE SHY, EMILY. YOU'RE A WALKING ZAGAT GUIDE.
YOUR MOTHER? WHY?
OH, I'M NO MORE AN EXPERT THAN THE NEXT PERSON.
AND WHILE I RESPECT YOU AND I RESPECT THE JUG
SPRING BREAK IN CANCúN,
YOU'RE A JERK!
JASON HAS JUST HELPED ME HOOK UP A WIRELESS NETWORK
IT'S A BIT OF A SORE SUBJECT.
WHEN HE LIFTS THE BALLERINA.
THE NEW ONES LOOK STUPID.
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
WE SHOULD MAKE A LIST OF THE PEOPLE WE'VE MADE ENEMIES OF,
HEY, WOULD THAT BE CRAZY?
MY MOTHER SHOWED ME THE SPECIAL JUG
YOU ARE CERTAINLY NOT GOING TO GOOGLE ME!
I WOULD.
JASON WAS SAYING
DEFINITELY. THAT'S SO SWEET, MAMA.
THE PEOPLE IN MY REVIEWS AREN'T GONNA LIVE IN MY BUILDING.
ARE THOSE OUR SEATS, ALL SAVED AND EVERYTHING?
THEY ALL HAVE FUNNY NAMES AND CANOES.
YOU SEEM TO HAVE GOTTEN THOSE RIGHT.
AS LONG AS IT'S AUTHENTIC.
AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE MAD AT HIM.
THAT'S PRETTY RARE.
WE'RE ALWAYS MAD AT SOMEBODY.
WE BUNKED TOGETHER FOR A SUMMER.
NO, I DON'T -- OH, MY GOD, I'VE BEEN REPRESSING THAT!
MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS.
THAT YOU FOUND A REPLACEMENT FOR HIM IN THE BAND?
TAKE A SEAT ANYWHERE.
BUT I'M STILL IN SCHOOL, AND HE'S STILL IN SCHOOL.
CHOCOLATE AND TALENT.
AND I RESEARCHED IT SO THOROUGHLY.
FOR THE HOUSE.
SURE, SURE. THIS IS VERY WEIRD.
IT GIVES NEW MEANING TO THE WORD "NUTCRACKER."
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? OF COURSE YOU CAN.
I'LL SEND SOMETHING ELSE TO DAVE.
MM-HMM.
SOUNDS NICE.
YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED.
YOU CAN'T PUT IT OFF.
WHEN DID WE SUDDENLY BECOME SO DEPENDENT ON COMPUTERS?
AND NOT MY IMAGINARY FRIEND.
SO I'VE ALREADY MADE UP A LIST OF ENEMIES,
IT'S JUST NOT VERY GOOD.
SO I'VE BEEN CALLING
HOW ABOUT ETHNIC FOOD? INDIAN? THAI?
RICHARD, OUR COMPANY'S HERE.
SO, WHICH CAMP WAS IT WHERE YOU TWO MET?
I REMINDED HIM ABOUT OUR CONTRACT.
THAT WOULD BE MILL ON THE RIVER.
YOU WILL APOLOGIZE TO MY MOTHER.
I'LL BE SURE TO DO THAT.
DON'T WORRY.
* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO
SO THIS WOULD BE A WHOLE NEW PIECE.
I KNOW.
NO. NO. SHE IS AN ACCOMPLISHED DANCER,
HI, RORY. COFFEE MINT?
I'M UNCOMFORTABLE, HEARING YOU SAY THAT.
* IF YOU NEED
I'LL TRY TO WORK THAT IN.
HAVING A COMPUTER AT HOME WITH A HIGH-SPEED INTERNET ACCESS
HI, LUKE.
TWO PEOPLE WHO LOVED BEING TOGETHER.
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A GOOD PRESENT.
I CAN USE THE WORD "BLOWS" IN AN ARTICLE
KICK HIM WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE.
THEY ARE HOME. I'M NOT WELCOME IN IT.
SO, DAVEY, BEAUTIFUL DAY, HUH?
WE'RE HAVING ALL YOUR ARTICLES LAMINATED.