Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I do know it's your day off,

Italy? I was in Naples, Florida.

I got a room and a job and a temporary tattoo

But that's not fair to Vera.

And it's making me want to stress eat.

So far all I've learned is that the Olsen twins

I work so hard just trying to get on my feet,

so someday men will look up to me and say, Nice teeth.

I've decided to live as a werewolf.

and you lost $200.

and bottled water and unexpired meats.

Oh, I want all this back so bad.

Oh, go home to your boyfriend, Mimi.

Now, where did I leave my phone?

I went to public school in Mississippi.

For every year we were married.

Julian checked into the Dominique Strauss-Kahn Suite

It was only gonna be the bathrooms anyway.

But Julian did.

I cannot touch a woman I barely know.

Well, M is 13, and B is 2,

I spend 100 grand a month.

Actually, I'm not exactly a werewolf,

It's so much easier than being an African-American man.

People think it is, but the real one

I forgot you don't touch.

Give it a break, nerds.

Oh, no. It's not like that.

I'll be broke in ten years.

Julian and I are staying together.