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-Great ending. -No!
Hold on, I'm sorry. Teddy Roosevelt, the president, watched you play baseball?
The only holy trinity I was interested in was tits, clits, and ass.
[gasps] And the tunnel is a pussy. Am I the first guy to think of this?
Up-bup-bup-bup-bup. I'll-- I'll take this one.
I wasn't proud of bein' a slave, and I was ecstatic to be free.
And so I was off.
Duke. I like that. It's like dick but with a little U in it.
Yeah, you do. Come here.
To a white girl?
Well, I was close with my daddy too.
[laughs] That's just ragtime, Edward.
Ladies and gentlemen, lads and lasses,
I had to write a piece of music that was truly me.
Ooh, I once fucked a Dr. Scholl's gel insert.
We wanna know who you first dug out.
-"jass" with two Ss, had already began-- -Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[Duke] Everyone was there.
You playin' baseball?
Like you showered with him growing up so much
I wanted every single girl in the house to feel like the song was about them.
[purrs]
Oh, no. This marks the beginning of World War Cum.
-Edward. Eyes forward. -[Jay] Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Ragtime?
But this is the story about how I became a man.
I had a charmed childhood, and no one loved me more than...
["Haupe" plays]
Say yes. Nothin' floods a girl's basement like havin' her sister nearby.