Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Whoo-hoo! I spit on every plate.

♪ In my life ♪

-and then came back a shell of a penis. -[Andrew] Sorry, a shell of a penis?

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You can help work for Dr. Lee Daniels' The Butler.

-It was so beautiful, I could see it. -[fireworks whistling]

Great times indeed, Maurice.

What? Your ghost was Harriet Tubman?

-Now I'm gettin' it. -There you go.

talented musicians, and one of those guys wearin' a pickle barrel on suspenders.

Now, that is a definitive source for the history of jazz.

No spoilers, Nick.

Well, I sure wish you luck, Margaret.

Now, before I got a horn section,

All of a sudden, my daddy had a change of heart

Another rum and cocaine cola. Ooh, with extra morphine.

-Horse feathers! It's your mother. -It's too late.

Wait, it sounds like that might have been the girl.

-Love you too. -Oh, uh, Maurice,

The loose baggy skirts, the droopy swim caps, high socks.

you're always on stage.

-[snorts] -Hey, what are you guys up to?

Oh, hi, Edward. I'm on my way to the first ever women's march.

♪ Socks were very loose back then ♪

I don't wanna listen to piano. I wanna meet dames.

with three-fifths of your sex limb.

-After you. -[giggles]

-Hang on, what? -A pussy.

Atlantic City is a filthy place, full of booze, loose women, and good times.

I'm Teddy Roosevelt, and I suffer from water polio,

Drink this entire bottle of arsenic and ring me in the morning.

to make this girl's blouse fall off in church.

My sweet Edward.

let's go put a frozen steak on your little chunkster.

[Duke] It was beautiful.

Like how you felt at the Mason-Dixon Line.

You're learnin' real quick, boy.

Andrew, didn't you recently go to a neo-Nazi meeting?