Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-That makes sense. -What do I do, Harriet?
and make my mama proud.
It's true! Joojle it!
Well, Jay, racism has always been a problem.
Hello, I'll take a Skinnygirl Margarita
We got five crisp ones on ragtime.
Yes! If you're comparin' it to human bondage,
Good penises died, and for what?
was also a cigarette factory. [laughs]
You can almost see her bloomers.
who was retired and lookin' for shit to do.
And, you know, it wouldn't have been nearly as great without you in my ear.
[train horn blares]
If orgasms were money, I'd be a Rockefeller.
Come along, Edward. Those pool hall folk are not our kind of people.
The room was alive with gorgeous people,
Remember, Edward, when you're out in the world,
Still unmarried at 25?
-Oh! -I was 13.
and after that, all I wanted to do was chase girls.
Damn right.
Ruff-ruff. Ruchshund. Dachshund.
Eight strong minutes. That includes the walk.
I do want to be a great musician.
-[jazz version of theme song plays] -[record static]
You better run along to church with your mama.
I have a unique perspective inner voice--
But all my friends are going.
I mean, until Trump got elected,
You were amazing tonight.
This is some racy stuff, Maurice.
[smooth jazz plays]