Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I didn't feel relieved.

[Duke] It was my very first choo-choo train ride.

♪ I wanna nibble your biscuits ♪

I'm getting there, you little virgins.

...was based on the idea that lighter-complected Afro-Americans have--

[Nick] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

I'm a big bitch boy.

[Duke] My father, J.E., was as smooth

You know what, Duke?

And don't forget about summer blow jobs, fellas.

I lost my virginity to a dachshund.

Kiss me on the lips.

Edward? Stop looking out the window.

[shudders] Blah, blah, blah, I'm Andrew.

Negro, no. I was tellin' that story

Okay, I'm puttin' five on that ragtime girl.

I headed over to the Plaza Hotel to get a job as a bellhop.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. That can't be the end.

♪ That's why men clipped them To their undies ♪

And so I was stuck helpin' out my dad for the summer.

-It's not a chode. -Come on, buddy,

Actually, you can call me Coach President Teddy Roosevelt Steve.

-I love you, Mother. -I love you too, my prince.

I needed to know how Harvey played the piano like that.

was Frank Holliday's pool room.

All right, we're sneakin' in through the kitchen,

You are going to fuck so many women.

♪ The ghost of Harriet Tubman ♪ Yeah!

Me. I'm the butler. This guy. These two thumbs. Butler thumbs.

♪ Spare me ♪