Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I could be gettin' my avocado toast with John McCain.

that you can remember exactly what his dick looks like?

-Toot, toot. -And, of course, Mondee Tuesdee,

Well, that's not the boy I raised. Everyone out.

Atlantic City? What they got up in Atlantic City?

What? Really? I haven't seen it yet.

I'm sorry, but this music is who I am now.

Thursdays after school, I'd accompany my daddy to work

-Edward, my dear? -[knocking]

-into a woman's cotton club. -Yeah, let's get to the sex.

with my pals from the neighborhood.

Uh, get back in your cabinet, doll.

And if you ever wanna have sex, you'd better learn how to do it.

Uh... [chuckles] Interesting,

Hello, uh, I'm Alan.

It had me, right then and there.

Oh, so you were a mama's boy.

where he was the butler for Lee Daniels.

He's right below Teddy Roosevelt's horse.

[groans] Toot-toot.

and my wife is Eleanor DeGeneres.

All right, kid, but first, I gotta take these girls back to my place.

You're a very talented pianist, Edward.

What if I told you that everyone dies

[Jay] Duke's definitely gonna make thick in the warm tonight.