Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[groans] Toot-toot.

It had me, right then and there.

-Edward, my dear? -[knocking]

All right, kid, but first, I gotta take these girls back to my place.

You're a very talented pianist, Edward.

I'm sorry, but this music is who I am now.

What? Really? I haven't seen it yet.

Atlantic City? What they got up in Atlantic City?

Hello, uh, I'm Alan.

-into a woman's cotton club. -Yeah, let's get to the sex.

that you can remember exactly what his dick looks like?

-Toot, toot. -And, of course, Mondee Tuesdee,

Well, that's not the boy I raised. Everyone out.

I could be gettin' my avocado toast with John McCain.

He's right below Teddy Roosevelt's horse.

Uh, get back in your cabinet, doll.

What if I told you that everyone dies

Uh... [chuckles] Interesting,

Thursdays after school, I'd accompany my daddy to work

with my pals from the neighborhood.

[Jay] Duke's definitely gonna make thick in the warm tonight.

and my wife is Eleanor DeGeneres.

where he was the butler for Lee Daniels.

And if you ever wanna have sex, you'd better learn how to do it.

Oh, so you were a mama's boy.