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-Interesting. -It's heartbreaking.
We'd often get visited by former president Theodore Roosevelt,
to help you understand how minute your bullshit dilemma is,
Ooh, gee, Daisy, you sure make that dress look pretty.
And I made my own dick mittens.
[laughs] Aaah!
And you want the right to stuff her ballot box
[Duke] That Margaret sure was something.
I got a song like that.
and the only place I knew
Big dick boy! Get fucked! Eat saltwater taffy!
Oh, okay. It's just that I've been holding it all summer.
that's profoundly narcissistic,
It's like a dick on wheels goin' through a tunnel.
We want the right to vote.
I'm putting everything on Crumbum Tootles.
Not yet.
Daddy, please.
Bye, donkey.
I gotta go.
to wantin' to play piano in a dirty club
Gee, you sure make that dress look pretty.
[Nick] Yes! Thank you. Exactly.
Oh, yoo-hoo! We'll have two new-fashioneds, please.
♪ A woman's cave of wonders ♪
I'm coming!
The first great song I ever wrote was about the girl I lost my virginity to.
And I'm Maurice Beverley, Mr. Brooks.
Thank you. This song is about my favorite kind of girl,
-Chirp. -Haha. Good At Bizness.
but I have to go and never come back.
-The name's Edward. -Oh, I remember you real good.